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Joke: Pussy Or Bitch

After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary.



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Pussy or Bitch

After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.

Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?" He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he then asked him, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle."

 

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Rating:  4.2  |  Votes: 6  |  Views: 1,456
Posted: November 28th, 2006
Keywords: pussy, bitch, mom, dad, dog, dictionary, circle


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Comments:
Thats a good 1 rite ther
Posted by: F**kifin o  Apr 18th, 2007 5:15pm  Report
lol
Posted by: joe mo  Mar 15th, 2007 1:35pm  Report
That was so cool, and so right
Posted by: Abner Bishop  Feb 10th, 2007 5:50pm  Report

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