The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!
Joke: Lost Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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Lost Ball A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?" asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" |
 | Rating: |   4.0 | Votes: 4 | Views: 1,551 |
| Posted: | January 16th, 2007 | |
| Keywords: | lost, ball, emergency room, doctor, golf |
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