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Joke: Another Suicide
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
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Another Suicide A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe. |
 | Rating: |   3.8 | Votes: 5 | Views: 823 |
| Posted: | February 11th, 2007 | |
| Keywords: | suicide, blonde, park, tree, hang, noose, neck, waist |
Comments:
that was halarious errg I tried that but i couldent breathe. That was the best part
Posted by: Brittany Haapapuro Feb 12th, 2007 11:22am Report
she said that i was an idiot because i was making fun of her because she is a blonde
Posted by: dustin mccracken Feb 11th, 2007 10:32pm Report