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Joke: Buried In The Holy Land
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Buried In The Holy Land A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance". |
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| Posted: | March 5th, 2007 | |
| Keywords: | buried, holy, land, died, ship, body, rose, rise, dead |
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