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Joke: Mickey Mouse Divorcing

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings.



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Mickey Mouse Divorcing

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"

Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"

The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"

Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honour! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!"

 

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Rating:  3.3  |  Votes: 4  |  Views: 522
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Keywords: mickey mouse, minnie mouse, divorce, crazy, fucking, goofy


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