I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Joke: Watch What You Wish For
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
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Watch What You Wish For Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork stuck in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I Tonto, Indian Genie. I grant-um one wish.' And I said, 'No shit.'" |
 | Rating: |   3.0 | Votes: 1 | Views: 711 |
| Posted: | June 20th, 2007 | |
| Keywords: | locker room, cork, ass, butt, lamp, beach, wish, no shit |