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Joke: What If A Man Awoke With A Vagina
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What If A Man Awoke With A Vagina Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if he could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross his legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men did when they woke up with a vagina...Finally find that damned spot. |
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Wtf thats pretty accurate, but I love my penis so this joke is quite odd... well for me it is.
Posted by: ney Jun 26th, 2008 3:35pm Report
i like fish
Posted by: i rule Aug 12th, 2007 8:35am Report
goog one !
Posted by: me Jul 28th, 2007 3:08pm Report