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Joke: Redneck First Aid

Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound.


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Redneck First-Aid

Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a Specialty Burger too fast.

The first Southerner said to the other, "Think we otta hep?"

"Yep," said the second.

The First Southerner got up and walked over to the lady and asked "Kin yew breathe?"

She shook her head no.

"Kin yew speak?" he asked.

She again shook her head no.

With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.

The First Southerner turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."

 

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Redneck First AidRating:  4.0  |  Votes: 2  |  Views: 674
Posted: August 19th, 2007
Keywords: redneck, first aid, choking, choke, lick, butt, hind lick maneuver


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