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Joke: Kitty Hygiene
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
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Kitty Hygiene Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very concerned about kitty hygiene. With that: How to wash a cat… 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. (You may need to stand on the lid so he can not escape.) CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching for anything they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as much as you can and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The Dog |
 | Rating: |   3.6 | Votes: 12 | Views: 5,586 |
| Posted: | March 2nd, 2008 | |
| Keywords: | kitty, cat, hygiene, toilet |
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