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Joke: Role Reversal

An escaped convict ties up a young couple.



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Role reversal

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,

"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife said, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice ass."

 

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Rating:  4.0  |  Votes: 2  |  Views: 786
Posted: March 3rd, 2006
Keywords: role, reversal, escaped, convict, couple, sex


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