Dirty Button Home - Funny, interesting, crazy pictures, videos, jokes, and more.

Joke: Calling In Sick

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."



< Prev Joke  |  More Jokes  |  Next Joke >

Calling In Sick

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 

Share this joke:  Email to a Friend Email to a friend  |   Digg It   Add to StumbleUpon   Add to del.icio.us   Add to Furl   Add to Reddit
URL:

Visit our Home Page for many more items like this.

Rating:  4.6  |  Votes: 5  |  Views: 598
Posted: July 3rd, 2006
Keywords: calling, sick, headache, sex, wife


Find great deals at eBay!

Comments:
No comments found... Be the first to comment below.

Post a Comment